10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.