10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for loners.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.