10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.