10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.