10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.