10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.