10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"