10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.