10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'