10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"