10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.