10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers