10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.