10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike