10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)