10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"