10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow