10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway