10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'