10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson