10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.