10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!