10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion