10 Random Poker Quotes
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- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson