10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."