10 Random Poker Quotes

"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs