10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.