10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom