10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.