10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.