10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.