10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier