10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear