10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.