10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant