10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.