10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion