10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave