10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.