10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)