10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.