10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for loners.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"