10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.