10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright