10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack