10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.