10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim