10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)