10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.