10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..